Don't forget the one recently...

For the terminally paranoid in Murica (who Else could afford it?):

The emulation of the MIG-fighter whose vacuum-tube electronics design was smirked at by many (until the magic acronym EMP finally dawned on the retard-boffins):

The All-Tube Car

In your car when the *Big One* hits a few miles away?
Want that fancy-schmancy pile of computerized gadgetry to leave you stalled-dead with All Those Other Ordinary People, after them tiny transistors fry?

You bet your sweet-Ass You Don't: It is *vital* that YOU survive, to propagate the species in Your Image!

The New! Screw You! I Want To Live hybrid automobile makes use of this advanced technology (not to run the wheels with some cockamamie 'lectric motors and other such effete intalekshal tree-huggin stuff):

No siree! - that there 'lectric generator runs your Tubes! That small Eniac\ufffd Central P/rocessing Megalith keeps you plugged into Conelrad (brought back by Popular demand), adjusts the 8-way power seat and: supplies the spark to keep that 'ol internal combustion engine a hummin along:

Keepin that battery charged - which makes it all Keep On Tickin.
So you just wheel out onto the berm (or WTF - use the center divider), pass all them suckahs and get yerself Home to that AK-47 stash (er in case them neighbors gets a bit Uppity) and the freeze dried cache ya got left over from Y2K.

Then ya can sit there with a Julep in your hand and
Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle..

over your foresight in buyin' the New! SY-IWTL Cabriolet / armored half-track (Don't want no delays.. afightin-off folks enroute, now do ya?)

Ashton Entrepreunerial Spawnings LLC

You *CAN* Polish a Turd! (\ufffd 1991-2002 Microsloth Corporation)

Post #41,199 by Meerkat 6/4/02 9:20:14 PM Reply	Don't forget the one recently... ...the made-for-Athlon motherboard that had the sheet music for the little Pentium tune printed on it. Hmm ... so who wants to do MotherboardMadness on TWikiWeThey? :-) On and on and on and on, and on and on and on goes John.
Post #41,327 by inthane-chan 6/5/02 8:12:48 PM Reply	Yeah, forgot about that one. That was probably the funniest yet. AMD's still trying to top it - there's an upcoming Hammer board that had Tom's Hardware Guide hammer silkscreened on to it, but that doesn't even come close to the musical tune. :P InThane - Now running Ashton rev 2.0
Post #41,345 by Meerkat 6/5/02 9:57:22 PM Reply	OK, there's a TWiki... Just in case this is a topic we actually wanted to remember, I've done up a [link\|http://twiki.iwethey.org/twiki/bin/view/Main/MotherboardMadness\|MotherboardMadness] think on twikiwethey. On and on and on and on, and on and on and on goes John.
Post #41,448 by Ashton 6/6/02 3:50:40 PM Reply	Can the audiophile cel-fone be far behind? AND: For the terminally paranoid in Murica (who Else could afford it?): The emulation of the MIG-fighter whose vacuum-tube electronics design was smirked at by many (until the magic acronym EMP finally dawned on the retard-boffins): The All-Tube Car In your car when the Big One hits a few miles away? Want that fancy-schmancy pile of computerized gadgetry to leave you stalled-dead with All Those Other Ordinary People, after them tiny transistors fry? You bet your sweet-Ass You Don't: It is vital that YOU survive, to propagate the species in Your Image! The New! Screw You! I Want To Live hybrid automobile makes use of this advanced technology (not to run the wheels with some cockamamie 'lectric motors and other such effete intalekshal tree-huggin stuff): No siree! - that there 'lectric generator runs your Tubes! That small Eniac\ufffd Central P/rocessing Megalith keeps you plugged into Conelrad (brought back by Popular demand), adjusts the 8-way power seat and: supplies the spark to keep that 'ol internal combustion engine a hummin along: Keepin that battery charged - which makes it all Keep On Tickin. So you just wheel out onto the berm (or WTF - use the center divider), pass all them suckahs and get yerself Home to that AK-47 stash (er in case them neighbors gets a bit Uppity) and the freeze dried cache ya got left over from Y2K. Then ya can sit there with a Julep in your hand and Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. over your foresight in buyin' the New! SY-IWTL Cabriolet / armored half-track (Don't want no delays.. afightin-off folks enroute, now do ya?) Ashton Entrepreunerial Spawnings LLC You CAN* Polish a Turd!* (\ufffd 1991-2002 Microsloth Corporation)

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