Can the audiophile cel-fone be far behind? AND:
For the terminally paranoid in Murica (who Else could afford it?):
The emulation of the MIG-fighter whose vacuum-tube electronics design was smirked at by many (until the magic acronym EMP finally dawned on the retard-boffins):
The All-Tube Car
In your car when the *Big One* hits a few miles away?
Want that fancy-schmancy pile of computerized gadgetry to leave you stalled-dead with All Those Other Ordinary People, after them tiny transistors fry?
You bet your sweet-Ass You Don't: It is *vital* that YOU survive, to propagate the species in Your Image!
The New! Screw You! I Want To Live hybrid automobile makes use of this advanced technology (not to run the wheels with some cockamamie 'lectric motors and other such effete intalekshal tree-huggin stuff):
No siree! - that there 'lectric generator runs your Tubes! That small Eniac\ufffd Central P/rocessing Megalith keeps you plugged into Conelrad (brought back by Popular demand), adjusts the 8-way power seat and: supplies the spark to keep that 'ol internal combustion engine a hummin along:
Keepin that battery charged - which makes it all Keep On Tickin.
So you just wheel out onto the berm (or WTF - use the center divider), pass all them suckahs and get yerself Home to that AK-47 stash (er in case them neighbors gets a bit Uppity) and the freeze dried cache ya got left over from Y2K.
Then ya can sit there with a Julep in your hand and
Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle..
over your foresight in buyin' the New! SY-IWTL Cabriolet / armored half-track (Don't want no delays.. afightin-off folks enroute, now do ya?)
Ashton Entrepreunerial Spawnings LLC
You *CAN* Polish a Turd! (\ufffd 1991-2002 Microsloth Corporation)