When I was a boy, we had to walk for miles uphill both ways to go to school, in the snow. When school was over, we'd have to work for our food or beg from people who had less than no money at all. We never got a chance to sleep, and we got beaten black and blue twice a week by crazy people - and we LIKED it!
Oh - wait a minute. This was at WVU... You did that too....