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New Leaving the elections aside for a moment
But politics nonetheless;

Clarke's third law:

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.



Well, in that case:

https://www.congress.gov/bill/114th-congress/house-resolution/642/text

[...]
Whereas many technological advances can be directly traced to the influential work of magicians;
[...]
New Finally. Something decent out of Congress. ;0)
New Cæsar and Brutus join in this fine celebration of, er.. The Ides of March
Believe you have grokked to fullness the fact that currently there is so much stale phlogiston in the æther.. that normally-disciplined minds, trained in logical declinations (and declamations!) are regularly rendered into pure-flummoxhood by the peripatetic harbingers of well.. mind-fucking-as-a-second-language.

Might I append another set of happy-alternatives [rhetorical Q.] to this turgid mix of flat, stale and unprofitable kiddie-speak ... from damn-near ALL meeja?

That word [ Nothing ] has been similarly explored, ©1992 by one Franko Toth, who illuminates for us the magical state as can be produced after meditating on the Wonders of {Nothingness?} by our mind's easy juxtaposing of the ideas of 'IS' and 'CAN'T BE' as in,

NOTHING, (make that [Nothing]) lasts forever..

NOTHING will fix a broken heart

NOTHING will cure the common cold

NOTHING will improve your child's hearing so much, they will begin hearing what you say the very first time you say it

NOTHING will eliminate war, famine, plague, pestilence, even graft, corruption and.. government waste in a New York minute.


Let us, therefore Rejoice! in the vast, untapped meta-Power of NOTHING
In a nutshell, NOTHING IS {fucking-} PERFECT!


(..no applause, please: it was nothing.)
New I have successfully used a cure for the common cold many times over the years
always look out for number one and don't step in number two
     Leaving the elections aside for a moment - (dmcarls) - (3)
         Finally. Something decent out of Congress. ;0) -NT - (mmoffitt)
         Cæsar and Brutus join in this fine celebration of, er.. The Ides of March - (Ashton) - (1)
             I have successfully used a cure for the common cold many times over the years -NT - (boxley)

Only Olaf Stapledon ever succeeded on this kind of scale, and Olaf Stapledon is dead.
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