Terrible stench pervaded the cabin while taxiing. About a minute after it started, a flight attendant zooms by and stops 3-4 rows behind me. "Sir? Can you please put your shoes back on?"
Well, from then on, we had a whale of a time. I took her to dinner, I took her to dance. I bought her a bouquet of flounders. And then I went home with her. And what did I get for my trouble? A case of the clams.
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