Where does she get off using a phrase like "the person who stole my bicycle," eh? Isn't that stole itself some kind of elitist, privileged judgment? How about "the person who appropriated my bicycle," or "the person who repurposed my bicycle?" Hell, "the person who liberated my bike!"

I do not wish bodily harm on the cartoonish Ms. Malkia Cyril, but would regard with grim amusement the spectacle of her language wrangling in the aftermath of a massive redistribution of her personal goods and chattel on a scale that the legal profession would call "grand theft."

cordially,