I know our politicos are a bunch of weaselling chiselling grasping lying shits, but good grief, they can't hold a candle to yours for sheer highly-educated dogwhistling fuckwittery.

Thankfully, your next President will be Hillary Clinton. Who, although being undisputably crafted from Pure Evil™, does at least have a tenuous grasp on reality.

Carson's my current pick for "see? You can be a doctor and a complete fucking idiot at the same time!"