Warned about alligators, man yells "F*ck the alligators!"
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897 |
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Darwin would be proud.
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Darwin Award tie
Alligator food vs. Human fireworks mortar plate. http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/07/06/maine-man-dies-after-launching-fireworks-from-his-head/ |
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Well.. there's a whole County of folks ..beyond both alligator man and head-as-launch-pad guy
The Americans are coming! Some in a Texas county fear an Obama-led U.S. military invasion. Is it still "secession" if ... a plebiscite of the certifiable-adults in the main tribe, gathered at various borders: make it mandatory? Who *ARE* these people?? and what do we call this now perpetual Cold War ... in which the fly-over States have replaced the Russkis ... a seamless transition of bogey-"men"/figments-ALL! ..of imaginations gone so-very-Wrong. You parents out there, tryin somehow to prep your tads to survive all the new madness variants? (which: you can only guesstimate! ..from here) {{Yashure..}} You. Poor. Bastards. |
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no need to secede, deal to join usa was the right to subdivide into 5 more states
that would add 8 wingnuts to the senate then let katy bar the door, Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free American and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 59 years. meep |
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ain't gonna happen
https://timpanogos.wordpress.com/2009/04/18/no-texas-cannot-secede-no-texas-cant-split-itself/ Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897 |
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just saw a documentary about it the other day, why I brought it up.
Any opinions expressed by me are mine alone, posted from my home computer, on my own time as a free American and do not reflect the opinions of any person or company that I have had professional relations with in the past 59 years. meep |