Given that, surely the algorithms ought to have advanced in two decades? I mean, Chase is going to wind up eating these charges if they don't want their nearest branch firebombed*, the deductible of which will surely amount to more than $200. The technology that will make this post blip faintly at the NSA ought to have been able to register the irregular transactions at the end of der Alte's life, nicht?

cordially,

*Note to NSA: Kidding. Kidding! Geez, we didn't used to be afraid that this sort of thing would put us in Gitmo. Good thing we live in The Land of the Free—not.

I will do as much paperwork as is required. Chase will not get a single fucking penny.