Only two? What planet do you think you're on? :-)
You probably remember I have a casual interest in the development of the English language. One of the books I have to that effect includes a decent section on how different Englishes have emerged in different places in the world. UK vs US is a sane example, as is either of those with Oz, NZ, Canada or anywhere else where English is the first language. Contrast with the English in India, Hong Kong, Japan, Singapore, South Africa, Germany (!) - anywhere where English is not a region's first language.
Wade.
"All around me are nothing but fakes
Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"