My responses to, say, as-yet unexperienced-provocations? might surprise moi--though I count as uncommon restraint that I didn't squirt
some oral-Metacam Vet-wards--even before his perjury (though that likely was about ego, not the pittance at stake.)
But we mustn't cavil over probabilities here, as presume a nastier future than even present dice-throws.

OK, will grant mike-fright more weight.. but as to the motives of the camera crew: believe that their enthusiasm for the shtik
will wane long before they run out of colorful subjects. :-)