I've been the cook, bartender or designated driver for my wife and her friends enough times that I'm mostly treated as "one of the girls". We had some of them over for a picnic. We were sitting at a table when some of the kids walked by.

Friend #1 asked friend #2 if that was her daughter. Friend #3 observed that she really grew up since the last time she saw her. Friend #2 said it's because she's not in her school uniform, which fits looser; but yeah, baggy shirts aren't going to work much longer, are they?

Aaaand I'm out.