Grab yer guns--pick the scatter-shot sawed-off.. (save ammo for more dead-panels/$)--it's the Real-Murican Way.

Mayhap we need to raise $Ms from the Koch Bros. to inform that: seat-belts are a Commyunist-Librul Plot: Don't Use Them, you Patriots!







..or the short-route: we could just make Intentional-ignorance a Capital crime: (Aggravated Language Murder: for the WIN.)
Scalia/Scalito might go for that.. (until it appears in the Impeachment documents?)