...because some of those fuckwits would use 'em, that's why. See the entry for "Gomorrah, Sodom and." Oklahoma would probably consider it a duty to take out San Francisco, that cesspool of degenerates and Democrats—but I repeat myself—with cleansing fire, and I don't doubt that the after-action report would be studded with scriptural apologia.
Bring on the Rapture, motherfuckers.
cordially,