Personally.. prefer: wombat foo. Nice ring to it -
Three rings for the elven-kings under the sky
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone.
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to bring them all
and
in
the
darkness
bind
them
And still reigneth The Ring !!
Only now it taketh the form of the omnipresent, greatly sought after.. hallowed sound of
The Cash Register...
