I'm perfectly calm, thank you. Just wondering...
...if you want to sell stuff in English, wouldn't it be smarter to have a non-adenoidal voice read a text written by English-speaking copywriters? German marketers are usually at least that smart. Also, it's very very good; *almost* perfect... Not quite, but almost. Maybe these Germans are very very good at English, so they thought they'd save a bit of money by doing it themselves, because there'd be no difference?
Hey, they were *almost* right there too; it didn't seem to bother none of you English-speakers... So never mind; 'twas just an idle speculation. Fuck do I know; maybe *my* language radar is slightly off and that was perfectly idiomatic English.
Carrion, nothing to see here.
