Not really, although I'm guessing he wasn't coming from the Loop Athletic Club (I'm guessing he just had a hot date with Rosy with a skirt in Union Park). I'm now the last stop on the South Shore Line and keep a little eye in my rearview mirror in case some of the inmates try to escape.

http://www.heyjackass.com

Found the site above when trying to find more about the Labor Day weekend's killing spree (you know, idle hands and what not) and ran into the one above. Seems like no one likes good old asphyxiation anymore…

Hey brother,
Everything is half assed in the midwest… The wind also plays a huge factor in trajectory.

Please don't volunteer to send any Philly or Baltimore players down to teach them. They have low percentages around here but they make up for it in volume.