Zo zat zey can be sure to catch us On-the-Throne/immobilized--für zeir important advertainment messages:
soon-to-be sent simultaneously via cel/land-line/n-Pad/TeeVee/cable/WiFi carrier/any local-walkie-talkie..
..or nearby Cop-mit-lautsprecher-fone: >homed-in< (just outside that small window?)

Ve Zooo dislike being anywhere near {{ugh}} any scary- Literal-moment ... ... of silence OR solitude.
(Ze Alte Debbil vill Make Use of any idle ear-pans! Also of any blank Displays of potential-eye-candy.)
Zound, er ZonderKommandoes Macht Frei, Ūber Alles.

Henceforth: ALL media-'blanks' shall be pre-recorded with piercing drum-sounds, overblown-saxophones and subliminal ad-messages
... lest any silent-spaces infect the continuoussoundstage of ersatz-liff.



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