We're actually quite on the very same page
Those who have tortured in fields of the lured
Sent math on an errand some fools have conjured
(Erwin and Max and the rest of the best
Made jokes so that lessers might see in that test)
Just how silly can physics be made willy-nilly
If all that you seek is some unified dilly
Gödel and Pauli and Max gave us clues
That we use against folly (no more than a ruse)
(That it's no use to prepend our physics with meta-
If that is your aim now--you'll have to do betta)

Sorry my send-up was taken for gospel
A <satire> tag seemed just too much a tell
(Sometimes ya just must be fey
When looking at Physics Today)


Oi Vey