So then.. if 'we' confiscated ALL of the Gun-nuts' toys;

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Post #366,607

by Ashton

11/21/12 6:01:09 PM

So then.. if 'we' confiscated ALL of the Gun-nuts' toys;

strapped them per diagram, then loaded shifts of Irate Deprived-Gun-Guys onto the platforms--each DGG threatening to secede because.. No Guns:

Set assembly on nearby beach at 45° elevation: Guns could disappear (and lots of the ammo hordes, in say ...
[calculates %gun-obsessed-with-abacus] ... well, a few weeks)
of diligent platform fab + amateur Launch Officers. Secessionists: no charge for the air-fare or peppy Bon Voyage Y'all!

National Idiocy Problem
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Post #366,608

by hnick

11/21/12 7:24:29 PM

Scientists...always making the solution too complicated.

Take the ammo from all the weapons. Place under a platform. Put gun nuts on top. Put detonator in ammo _{may require a few hundred kilos of plastic explosive spread out under the ammo to insure even lift}. Signal detonator. Gun nuts fly. Problem solved.

IRLRPD. - (Another Scott) - (3) - Nov. 21, 2012, 04:39:17 PM EST

I love that plane - (drook) - Nov. 21, 2012, 05:29:07 PM EST

So then.. if 'we' confiscated ALL of the Gun-nuts' toys; - (Ashton) - (1) - Nov. 21, 2012, 06:01:09 PM EST

Scientists...always making the solution too complicated. - (hnick) - Nov. 21, 2012, 07:24:29 PM EST

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