strapped them per diagram, then loaded shifts of Irate Deprived-Gun-Guys onto the platforms--each DGG threatening to secede because.. No Guns:
Set assembly on nearby beach at 45° elevation: Guns could disappear (and lots of the ammo hordes, in say ...
[calculates %gun-obsessed-with-abacus] ... well, a few weeks)
of diligent platform fab + amateur Launch Officers. Secessionists: no charge for the air-fare or peppy Bon Voyage Y'all!
National Idiocy Problem
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Solved.