As I have had occasion to mention, BDS is a digital monoculture: Everyone runs Windows 7, the same model Dell PC, the same model ViewSonic flatscreen display. And every single one of these distorts the aspect ratio, stretching it along the horizontal axis. I know this because we are all required to display the BrainDead chop (designed by Landor Associates back in the day for, I imagine, a princely sum) as our wallpaper, and Landor's bold circle looks distinctly flattened (not that I care about that specifically).
I thought at first, well, how difficult can it be to tinker with the aspect ratio? Not difficult at all, of course. How difficult to tinker in such a way to yield up the—or even a—correct aspect ratio? Beyond my poor powers, apparently. So a couple of weeks ago I flagged down our Tech Guy (who amusingly enough occupies an office directly upstairs from me that used to house punched-card sorting machinery, which was how we kept track of our cargo back in the day. It was considered a punishment detail, and I spent many marginally productive weeks there in the late seventies—but I digress) and appealed to him for assistance. He ambled down to my office fiddled with the settings, shrugged, said "You're right," and strolled off. I followed him back to his office. "Does your workstation behave that way?" "Dunno...Yup, it does." "So how do we fix it?" "We probably can't," ushering me out.
I'm not presently at work (indeed, I came home after turd delivery on Monday feeling very seedy indeed and haven't been back; today learned that what I'd taken for a particularly vicious cold/flu is actually bacterial pneumonia) so I can't provide model numbers or setting particulars, but this seems odd behavior even for Windows. I'm wondering if the ninnies in purchasing have inappropriately paired up these modestly widescreen displays with PCs sporting onboard circuitry fit only for output to the traditional models that were replaced en masse early in the year.
And I wonder, doesn't anyone notice? Doesn't anyone care? Are my colleagues all dumber'n a sack of hammers? And when will the antibiotics kick in?
cordially,