"To Serve Man"
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For all you Twilight Zone fans
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Doubtless Andrew has several tasty recipes already,
but--you know--it's a difficult topic to discuss with your average (predator-only) homo-sap. Over dinner.
MMmmmmm.. the Whole Hog, including the postage: Bacon [Kevin?]-in-bacon avec truffle!.. |
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Well, if you can't afford the fancy grass fed veal . . .
. . the gourmet chefs are into these days - there you have your substitute**
** based on a report from the only guy on record who researched the subject first hand and published his results. |
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Oh yes
Remember the LRPD: "Do you have any idea how long it takes to roast a whole human?"
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Drew |
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Why yes, yes I do
course, it really stresses the bbq spinning motor since they are tough to skewer evenly, so they flop when the spit turns.
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Which is why pit roasting is the way to go.
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To Serve and Protect. Over a low heat...
http://www.nytimes.c...nd-cook-them.html
And then the officer, Gilberto Valle, a six-year veteran of the New York Police Department, saved the document on his computer, titling the file ÂAbducting and Cooking (Victim-1): A Blueprint. Me thinks that the NYPD needs to improve its officer candidate screening procedures. Cheers, Scott. |
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At least he got the steps in the right order
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Drew |