On Funerals

Post #36,496 by boxley 4/25/02 12:11:34 PM Reply	On Funerals Told the missus to find the cheapest cremation available, get the ashes back to Anchorage and have my buddy mike take the kids to ship creek. Dump them into Cook Inlet. Gonna go home one way or another thanx, Bill TAM ARIS QUAM ARMIPOTENS
Post #36,599 by Steven A S 4/26/02 1:10:58 PM Reply	?!?!?! Your gonna have Mike dump your kids into Cook Inlet?! No! don't do it! :-) ~~~)-Steven---- "I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country..." General George S. Patton
Post #36,603 by drewk 4/26/02 1:48:57 PM Reply	Naw I'm sure he'd much rather do that himself while he's still around to enjoy it. === I can't be a Democrat because I like to spend the money I make. I can't be a Republican because I like to spend the money I make on drugs and whores.
Post #36,734 by orion 4/28/02 9:50:56 PM Reply	I'd rather have my ashes shot into space, but that costs too much. Anyway I am not sure if I should be cremated or imbalmed. Which way do you think will be less painful if the corpse can still feel pain and just not react to it? Is the last thing to go the dead person's brain? Or does the brain die before the heart stops beating. My religion tells us that the dead will be raised again when Jesus comes back. Will ashes come back in a new body, or just alive in ashes form? Or the imbalmed come back alive with imbalming fluid instead of blood? I imagine we all get new bodies or get the rotting bodies repaired. *I am free now, to choose my own destiny.*
Post #36,776 by boxley 4/29/02 11:50:57 AM Reply	Well after they gut you and suck out all yer blood You're prolly dead at that point. If you make it 2 days in the reefer, hauled accros somewhere for the church service then sent on a conveyor belt into a furnace, and dont get up and go home, chances are you wont feel the burn. If you do ya dont feel it for long. As far as the resurection goes, ask questions after you die, you answers might be better. thanx, bill TAM ARIS QUAM ARMIPOTENS

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