From www.toostupidtobepresident.com


Top 11 Reasons to Support Katherine Harris' Congressional Bid

11. No matter where you live, you can vote for her... twice.

10. Campaign contributions are tax deductible, hush money isn't.

9. Jeb Bush has threatened to kill one prisoner a day until she is elected.

8. High-profile campaign will boost value of cosmetics stock you bought during Tammy Faye Bakker's 15 minutes of fame.

7. She's running against Elian's aunt for the nomination.

6. Catchy campaign slogan, "The only poll that matters is the Harris poll."

5. 680 American Servicemen can't be wrong.

4. Serving in the House of Representatives will diminish her power over our lives.

3. In a decision yet to be released, Harris v. Insert Name of Democratic Nominee Here, the Supreme Court has already decided she will win by a 5-4 margin.

2. Female members of the House are less likely to become romantically involved with interns... especially if they are already involved with the President and/or his brother.

1. It's the only way to be sure your vote will be counted.