Screw that crap. I don't want to do that any more than you do.
My only point is that if they *do* hose you by trying to remotely remove functionality, you have recourse.
Rooting is a good bit easier and less drastic on Androids, incidentally, not that that changes your opinion (or mine) though.
Example:
http://cyanogenmodap...amsung-galaxy-s3/