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Post #359,123
by malraux
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6/18/12 10:11:39 PM
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New Cosmo's worst sex tips
http://jezebel.com/5...diculous-sex-tips

37. "Give him a beer facial - the combination of the egg white and the yeast in the hops hydrates and improves skin elasticity... but you can just tell him that your lips can't resist his delicious, beer-flavored face."
In fact, please say exactly that: "My lips can't resist your delicious beer-flavored face." Just so I can know that somewhere, someone actually said it.

"My lips can't resist your delicious beer-flavored face." Hmmm... this one may work the other way around, too.
Regards,
-scott
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Post #359,224
by mhuber
6/20/12 12:50:57 PM
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New Re: Cosmo's worst sex tips
24. "Dab some peppermint oil on your neck and between your breasts. Studies found that the smell of mint has a revitalizing effect. Bonus: your boobs will smell extra fresh."

Straight peppermint oil on skin is not a good thing. I use the stuff in my massage oil and it is very nice, but 1-2 drops per ounce of base oil is about enough. Also, it gives a more "get up and get some work done" kind of revitalizing than you want in a romantic setting.
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     Cosmo's worst sex tips - (malraux) - (1) - June 18, 2012, 10:11:39 PM EDT
         Re: Cosmo's worst sex tips - (mhuber) - June 20, 2012, 12:50:57 PM EDT

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