Say it ain't so. I couldn't be happier. And the Kings? GMAFB, that little slewfoot turd Captain they've got? You're gonna root for them? Why do you hate hockey?
Besides, the last time Tortorella won a Cup with the CBA expiring, Bettman cost us a season. Want that to happen again? And remember that year? The Cup was won by a team where it never snows then, too. Better hope Martin gets one more Cup this year.
I say, "Go old fart in Net! Beat LA!"