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New I once knew an alcoholic who made good money.
Not that he took much of it home with him.

He had, by means of connections, landed a cushy job in a major high tech monopoly. He'd cash in every stock option and spend it on booze and bimbos. He had a Corvette and a Camaro. His wife and kids were in rags, and subsisted on peanut butter sandwiches, until the wife hauled him into court and got part of his paycheck redirected to her.

Eventually he drank and smoked himself to death. He never saw his 60th birthday. He didn't leave much of an estate. There were no lasting accomplishments of any positive sort. Everything he still owned was in a state of decrepitude. He lived only for himself, and when himself was gone, there was nothing left to mark the fact that he had ever lived, short of a few bitter relatives who would have preferred he hadn't. There was only one sincere mourner at the funeral, a person of transitional gender who had once been his drinking buddy, back before the hormone shots.

Oh, and the monopoly from which he benefitted no longer exists. Eroded to nothing by antitrust action.

Whenever I try to imagine the sort of people that work for Microsoft, I keep seeing this guy.

But this guy was something of an exception. Most of the alcoholics I've known, and I've known a lot of them, don't manage to land such cushy jobs. They drink themselves to death, but it's the cheaper stuff.
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If competence is considered "hubris" then may I and my country always be as "arrogant" as we can possibly manage.
New Smilin' Corpse
(* landed a cushy job in a major high tech monopoly. He'd cash in every stock option and spend it on booze and bimbos. He had a Corvette and a Camaro. His wife and kids were in rags, and subsisted on peanut butter sandwiches.......He lived only for himself, and when himself was gone, there was nothing left to mark the fact that he had ever lived *)

Sounds like he had a great time as was probably a smilin' corpse.

What is wrong with peanut butter sandwiches anyhow? If they had more money, they would probably buy red meat instead.

(Hmmmm. I wonder if my wife and kids will think, "He was a deadbeat who spent all his time trolling anti-OO propoganda and trying to sell TOP and SCGUI to the world who didn't give a fudge. Watta loozer!" Oh well. We can't all be statue-worthy.)






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New Die young and leave a smirking corpse.
Some people might find that an inspiring philosophy. I don't.
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Truth is that which is the case. Accept no substitutes.
If competence is considered "hubris" then may I and my country always be as "arrogant" as we can possibly manage.
     So why aint I(we) rich? - (boxley) - (10)
         Because "they" won't give us the money - (drewk)
         So the beer swilling unemployed trailer trash myth is.... - (Brandioch)
         I once knew an alcoholic who made good money. - (marlowe) - (2)
             Smilin' Corpse - (tablizer) - (1)
                 Die young and leave a smirking corpse. - (marlowe)
         People who make more can buy more? - (wharris2) - (2)
             I would agree - (ben_tilly) - (1)
                 Yah, same here - (wharris2)
         Non-Drinkers don't make that much either - (orion) - (1)
             I'm no millionaire, but then I started from way down there. - (marlowe)

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