Greenpeace... I have my doubts about them as well. As long as he told them where he hid their ship, they'd probably let him have a little orca food on the side.
TPers, Since he can probably outdrink all of them, he'd have himself elected Bubba Monarch until soundly defeated at the polls. Unless...
Boxlish is a seriously different language. He'd be in and out and at by then, only the TP savants would understand that her REALLY meant "Glorbal,slush, futter and fry the friskies". At that point, they would have to assume that it was a good idea. The people who vote republican are stretched at spelling "GOP" in the first place.