Find, then run pix of:
his latest colonoscopy (people that full-of-shit need these often, I hear.)
When the insides of his guts start looking ~ a Lot-like ... his mouth parts.. maybe all the gory magic will just drip away (?)
Hey.. UGLY! but: that *IS* the fucking-Murican-Way of ( cha. cha. cha.) most things which house-broken people accomplish ... with a little class.