Ich spreche kein Deutsch, but
I tend to hew towards, Gehabt Kindern! as the briefest, generally-applicable antidote to (n+1) of today's maudlin lying-slogans:
YOU HAVE BEEN HAD, CHILDREN!
I could almost see voting for Palin Cthulhu in 2012 on the grounds that this sorry ratfucking excuse for a republic, this savage, smirking, predatory empire deserves her. Bring on the Rapture, motherfuckers!
-- via RC