Post #34,375
4/4/02 4:11:57 AM
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A fish swims into a concrete wall...
...and says...
Dam!
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Post #34,376
4/4/02 4:17:45 AM
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A fly hits a windshield..
His buddy says,
.. bet ya ain't got the guts to do That again!
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Post #34,384
4/4/02 9:20:41 AM
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And the last thing to go through his mind was ...
his ass.
=== I can't be a Democrat because I like to spend the money I make. I can't be a Republican because I like to spend the money I make on drugs and whores.
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Post #34,424
4/4/02 4:07:17 PM
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..I ain't {sniff} got no body
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Post #34,434
4/4/02 4:51:10 PM
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Two tomatoes are crossing the street...
...when a car comes and runs one of them over.
His buddy, who barely got away, says...
"Come on, Ketchup, let's go!"
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Post #34,442
4/4/02 5:31:28 PM
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..and some fruit yells, "Imposters! You guys are vegetables"
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Post #34,500
4/5/02 8:14:48 AM
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Uuh... The other way around, isn't it?
Sorry, if that *was* the point of the joke, then I didn't get it.
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Post #34,544
4/5/02 5:01:57 PM
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Hate these explanations..
Uh yes and no - some folk just don't buy their classification as 'fruit'.. so it was That bunch that was Tellin' em whatfer..
(Soon to be released by Aardman Studios, I hope. I NEED another Wallace & Grommit fix soon - can't take much more of Dubya's presss conferences)
Obscurantism R'Us AG
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Post #34,621
4/6/02 11:35:41 PM
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yer not racist just anti-semantic!
TAM ARIS QUAM ARMIPOTENS
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Post #34,623
4/7/02 12:44:05 AM
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An instant classic!
Gawd. Laughed my ass off.
(I got the time, why not spell it out?)
Taiwan is a country. Anyone who says otherwise is a communist.
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Post #34,710
4/8/02 11:51:05 AM
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courtesy John D. McDonald
TAM ARIS QUAM ARMIPOTENS
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Post #35,332
4/13/02 8:13:15 PM
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What, exactly, is the difference?
Between a veg and a fruit I mean.
AND DO NOT TELL ME ONE IS IN A COMA AND ONE IS FROM SAN FRANSICO!
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Post #35,341
4/13/02 10:27:36 PM
4/13/02 10:32:37 PM
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Seeds
Fruits contain seeds surrounded by nutrients the seeds can use while germinating. Vegetables use other other methods of reproduction.
Taiwan is a country. Anyone who says otherwise is a communist.
Edited by Silverlock
April 13, 2002, 10:32:37 PM EDT
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Post #35,382
4/14/02 5:54:54 PM
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What about a Cucumber? Seeds, but not a fruit!
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Post #35,383
4/14/02 6:01:48 PM
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Depends on how pedantic you want to get.
Layman's terms- Fruit is sweet, veggies are not.
Botanical terms- If it has seeds, it's a fruit. Period.
[link|http://www.howstuffworks.com/question143.htm|[link|http://www.howstuffworks.com/question143.htm|http://www.howstuff...stion143.htm]]
Don't blame me. I voted with the majority.
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Post #35,384
4/14/02 6:05:50 PM
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Thanks, same answer at askjeeves ;-)
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Post #34,528
4/5/02 2:02:13 PM
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and got a wolf whistle from the construction workers.
(in the days before PC behavior)
Alex
"Never express yourself more clearly than you think." -- Neils Bohr (1885-1962)
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