Two psychologists meet for lunch..

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Post #34,359 by Silverlock 4/3/02 10:36:53 PM Reply	Two psychologists meet for lunch.. The first psychologist says to the second; I had a fruedian slip this morning while having breakfast with my wife. The second psychologist says; How so? The first says; Well I meant to ask her to pass the butter and what came out was YOU FUCKING BITCH. YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE! (You really have to shout the last line while getting red in the face.) The best scale for an experimental design is ten millimeters to the centimeter.
Post #34,374 by Ashton 4/4/02 3:42:33 AM Reply	..and one says, "you're fine________how am I?'
Post #34,425 by boxley 4/4/02 4:10:19 PM Reply	He replies" must be your turn to pay" TAM ARIS QUAM ARMIPOTENS

A bear walks into a bar ... - (drewk) - (31) - March 28, 2002, 12:56:31 PM EST

was she satisfied? -NT - (boxley) - March 28, 2002, 01:07:05 PM EST

A termite walks into a bar... - (Silverlock) - (1) - March 28, 2002, 01:27:57 PM EST

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scottsman, a priest, ... - (kmself) - March 29, 2002, 03:22:10 AM EST

A pair of jumper leads walks into a bar... - (static) - (1) - March 30, 2002, 07:01:34 AM EST

american translation: jumper cables -NT - (boxley) - March 31, 2002, 11:31:26 AM EST

A three-legged dog walks into a bar... - (kmself) - (19) - March 31, 2002, 07:24:37 PM EST

A horse walks into a bar... - (Meerkat) - (18) - April 1, 2002, 06:24:57 PM EST

A bear walks into a bar - (pwhysall) - (17) - April 4, 2002, 02:08:24 AM EST

A fish swims into a concrete wall... - (kmself) - (16) - April 4, 2002, 04:11:57 AM EST

A fly hits a windshield.. - (Ashton) - (15) - April 4, 2002, 04:17:45 AM EST

And the last thing to go through his mind was ... - (drewk) - (1) - April 4, 2002, 09:20:41 AM EST

..I ain't {sniff} got no body -NT - (Ashton) - April 4, 2002, 04:07:17 PM EST

Two tomatoes are crossing the street... - (CRConrad) - (12) - April 4, 2002, 04:51:10 PM EST

..and some fruit yells, "Imposters! You guys are vegetables" -NT - (Ashton) - (10) - April 4, 2002, 05:31:28 PM EST

Uuh... The other way around, isn't it? -NT - (CRConrad) - (9) - April 5, 2002, 08:14:48 AM EST

Hate these explanations.. - (Ashton) - (8) - April 5, 2002, 05:01:57 PM EST

yer not racist just anti-semantic! -NT - (boxley) - (2) - April 6, 2002, 11:35:41 PM EST

An instant classic! - (Silverlock) - (1) - April 7, 2002, 12:44:05 AM EST

courtesy John D. McDonald -NT - (boxley) - April 8, 2002, 11:51:05 AM EDT

What, exactly, is the difference? - (mmoffitt) - (4) - April 13, 2002, 08:13:15 PM EDT

Seeds - (Silverlock) - (3) - April 13, 2002, 10:32:37 PM EDT

What about a Cucumber? Seeds, but not a fruit! -NT - (mmoffitt) - (2) - April 14, 2002, 05:54:54 PM EDT

Depends on how pedantic you want to get. - (Silverlock) - (1) - April 14, 2002, 06:01:48 PM EDT

Thanks, same answer at askjeeves ;-) -NT - (mmoffitt) - April 14, 2002, 06:05:50 PM EDT

and got a wolf whistle from the construction workers. - (a6l6e6x) - April 5, 2002, 02:02:13 PM EST

A string walks into a bar - (Silverlock) - April 1, 2002, 11:51:54 PM EST

A man walks into a bar... - (wharris2) - April 1, 2002, 11:52:07 PM EST

Two bartenders are standing behind the bar .... - (Mike) - (3) - April 3, 2002, 05:17:55 PM EST

Two psychologists meet for lunch.. - (Silverlock) - (2) - April 3, 2002, 10:36:53 PM EST

..and one says, "you're fine________how am I?' -NT - (Ashton) - (1) - April 4, 2002, 03:42:33 AM EST

He replies" must be your turn to pay" -NT - (boxley) - April 4, 2002, 04:10:19 PM EST

Sounds like a horse. Maybe it was.
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