Liberals use government as a way to change things. And conservatives don't? Why do they bother running for office?

Liberals like science, technology, and consumption (which is another word for "economic prosperity"). What a bunch of freaks!

And that means they abandoned human values. Which values are we talking about here? I thought liberals were the wooly-headed sentimentalists who care about all that touchy-feely stuff.

Ah, screw it. What it pretty much says is liberals suck because they are conservatives.