How is that Global Warming coming along for you?
Or was is Global Cooling?
Wait, the Industrial Age...
No... since 1908 things have been cooling down? or was it warming up?
No, its the Space Shuttle pumping Water into the air... good riddance.
No, its the jets and planes spewing exhaust into the high atmosphere.
Wait... all 6 plus more?
Where is that asteroid when you need one? Oh, yeah! Its coming December 21st, 2012