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New A pair of jumper leads walks into a bar...
... and asks for a drink. The bartender says "Nah - you look like you want to start something".

Wade, who couldn't repeat the original version of this he heard.

"All around me are nothing but fakes
Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"

New american translation: jumper cables
TAM ARIS QUAM ARMIPOTENS
     A bear walks into a bar ... - (drewk) - (31)
         was she satisfied? -NT - (boxley)
         A termite walks into a bar... - (Silverlock) - (1)
             An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scottsman, a priest, ... - (kmself)
         A pair of jumper leads walks into a bar... - (static) - (1)
             american translation: jumper cables -NT - (boxley)
         A three-legged dog walks into a bar... - (kmself) - (19)
             A horse walks into a bar... - (Meerkat) - (18)
                 A bear walks into a bar - (pwhysall) - (17)
                     A fish swims into a concrete wall... - (kmself) - (16)
                         A fly hits a windshield.. - (Ashton) - (15)
                             And the last thing to go through his mind was ... - (drewk) - (1)
                                 ..I ain't {sniff} got no body -NT - (Ashton)
                             Two tomatoes are crossing the street... - (CRConrad) - (12)
                                 ..and some fruit yells, "Imposters! You guys are vegetables" -NT - (Ashton) - (10)
                                     Uuh... The other way around, isn't it? -NT - (CRConrad) - (9)
                                         Hate these explanations.. - (Ashton) - (8)
                                             yer not racist just anti-semantic! -NT - (boxley) - (2)
                                                 An instant classic! - (Silverlock) - (1)
                                                     courtesy John D. McDonald -NT - (boxley)
                                             What, exactly, is the difference? - (mmoffitt) - (4)
                                                 Seeds - (Silverlock) - (3)
                                                     What about a Cucumber? Seeds, but not a fruit! -NT - (mmoffitt) - (2)
                                                         Depends on how pedantic you want to get. - (Silverlock) - (1)
                                                             Thanks, same answer at askjeeves ;-) -NT - (mmoffitt)
                                 and got a wolf whistle from the construction workers. - (a6l6e6x)
         A string walks into a bar - (Silverlock)
         A man walks into a bar... - (wharris2)
         Two bartenders are standing behind the bar .... - (Mike) - (3)
             Two psychologists meet for lunch.. - (Silverlock) - (2)
                 ..and one says, "you're fine________how am I?' -NT - (Ashton) - (1)
                     He replies" must be your turn to pay" -NT - (boxley)

It's a wet cheese, left out in the cold.
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