Oh dear.
Reminds me of an early-ish South Park episode where they hired some arty-farty clown to run the school play. A requirement was to not offend *anyone*'s religious leanings. Predictably, the result was hideously bland and all the parents objected. :-/
Wade.
Q:Is it proper to eat cheeseburgers with your fingers?
A:No, the fingers should be eaten separately.
