She was living with my aunt's family. My mother and I came over one day, and I was making some lunch. Went to use the microwave and my grandmother nearly leaped across the table to stop me.

"Betsy isn't here to show you how it works!"

Umm, you put in the time and turn it on.

"But if you do it wrong you might break it."

...

She really thought it would blow up if you did it wrong.