Had a close call today. Explosion and fire. Not actually about food.
I was making soap. A new project, haven't done it before. Read lots of people's instructions and warnings, but nobody warned me...
Soap is made out of fat and lye. Lye is the scary stuff that all the warnings were about.
The fat I am using is bacon fat. I was cleaning it up, refining it. The process is that you boil water and the impure fat together. The water-soluble contaminants dissolve in the water. You let it settle in the fridge, scoop off the fat, discard the water, repeat.
I did that three times. Fat's looking almost white, aroma very low. So I decided to move on the the next step, melt it and boil off the remaining water, and get the lye going.
So I've got it melting on the stove, and I start getting the lye ready.
CRACK!
An explosive snap, fat flying everywhere, including the gas stove. Lots of flames.
Where do I keep the baking soda? On the fridge, I think...
Is there time?
Evacuate?
Fight the fire?
At least turn off the stove first...
With the gas off, the flames die quickly. The fat wasn't really hot, I don't think it was even all melted before the fire. Melted now.
I'm pretty sure what happened is that a bubble of water hit a hot spot in the fat, or on the surface of the pan.
So I spent the better part of the day cleaning up. There is grease on the ceiling. Walls. Light fixtures. Floor. Oh, God, the floor...
The fat isn't scorched, it is still usable. About half is gone, burned or spread around the kitchen. I will be finding this stuff for months or years. The cleanup took all my available time, so I didn't complete the soap. I bought some cheap vegetable (soy) oil. I'm doing my first batch the easy way. Should still be good. This will be the lavender and peppermint soap. I would have done a castille (olive) soap, but the local grocery store only has good Extra Virgin olive oil, not the nasty super-cheap pomade oil that I'd never use for cooking but makes better soap.