http://www.thedailym...ssy-201005272770/

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"But nowadays men are so frightened of inadvertently waking up next to a school satchel that they're doing the grey fandango to avoid spending five years picking broken glass out of their dinner."

Bishop stressed that the increasing awfulness of teenage girls is also encouraging men to start a family with women who do not need ID to buy glue.

He said: "Most women under the age of 25 are a screeching combination of Southern Comfort and Living TV. All of a sudden liver spots seem infinitely preferable to a butterfly tattoo just above the arse."

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:-)

Cheers,
Scott.