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New 'Honesty is a good thing but it is not profitable to its
possessor unless it is kept under control.
maybe -- by one Dom de Luis

(Pretty much covered by crazy)
Too old to take a remedial course?





I could almost see voting for Palin in 2012 on the grounds that this sorry ratfucking excuse for a republic, this savage, smirking, predatory empire deserves her. Bring on the Rapture, motherfuckers!
-- via RC
New mebee I travelled in different cirlces when I was younger
honesty always worked best. I remember one billy with me in the gaslight lounge. He pointed out a young lady he had been trying to spark for a few evenings. I take a look, not bad. "I bet I can get her to dance with me" bullshit she is stuck up. $20? sure.
went over to the table where she was sitting with her female buddies, get the hardnose stare.
"excuse me, you see that fellow sitting over there?"
That asshole billy?
Yeah, he just bet me $20 that you wouldnt dance with me. Give me one dance and I will split it with you right afterwards.
Went on the dance floor collected the $20 split it immediately with the girl and spent the next few days with her.

Honesty works, sometimes
New Piracy!
LRPD nabs it:
To err is human, but to Arr is Pirate.
New You payed $10 for a dance?
How much is that in today's dollars?

How much did the next several days cost?

Just kidding. Maybe. hehehe

On the other hand, you were competing with an idiot, at least according to her. She was waiting for you to make your move, that's all.

So the real issue, is, if you wanted her, how come it took until your buddy triggered your competitive instinct to go get her?

And why did it last such a short time?
Expand Edited by crazy May 29, 2010, 09:05:19 AM EDT
Expand Edited by crazy May 29, 2010, 09:11:46 AM EDT
New ask me at the bash :-)
New Will do
New I'm guessing it wasn't the $10, it was the $20
Getting $10 wasn't what convinced her.
Costing the other guy $20 is what did it.
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I think it's perfectly clear we're in the wrong band.
(Tori Amos)
     Hey Gryg - (crazy) - (25)
         so he needs to come up with a line more like - (boxley) - (15)
             Nope, you got it wrong - (crazy) - (14)
                 huh? - (boxley) - (13)
                     Sounds like my daughter - (crazy) - (5)
                         Wait, when did we start talking about "Dexter"? -NT - (drook) - (4)
                             "Dexter" is a great role model - (crazy) - (3)
                                 You want to enjoy the hiding, though. - (static) - (2)
                                     Nah - (crazy)
                                     Dupe ^ -NT - (crazy)
                     'Honesty is a good thing but it is not profitable to its - (Ashton) - (6)
                         mebee I travelled in different cirlces when I was younger - (boxley) - (5)
                             Piracy! - (Ashton)
                             You payed $10 for a dance? - (crazy) - (3)
                                 ask me at the bash :-) -NT - (boxley) - (1)
                                     Will do -NT - (crazy)
                                 I'm guessing it wasn't the $10, it was the $20 - (mhuber)
         Written by a woman. - (Andrew Grygus) - (7)
             You hit the core requirement without addressing it. - (crazy) - (3)
                 Actually, I have only one real problem . . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (2)
                     if they were worth a spit they would already have someone - (boxley) - (1)
                         Actually, I think not. - (Andrew Grygus)
             Nice rant. But Lore is a man. - (Another Scott) - (2)
                 Ah, that resolves a number of troubling inconsistencies . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (1)
                     The 'computer' modifier seems to be the pheromone - (Ashton)
         The Daily Mash's take on dating and starting a family... - (Another Scott)

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