and no more Hummers! O, the humanity!

Post #322,001 by rcareaga 2/24/10 10:39:20 PM Reply	and no more Hummers! O, the humanity! The GM Hummer, that quintessential FUV, the car that told other drivers "I am a monied sociopath: get out of my fucking way" ... the Hummer will shortly hum no more, since the heathen Chinee are apparently today less gullible in the manufacturing sector than the Nips were twenty years ago in the "real" estate market. http://news.yahoo.co...n_bi_ge/gm_hummer Cripes...never to drive a new Porsche again, except after paying a hefty CAFE penalty! Never to drive a new Hummer, ever! You may search the long catalogue of human suffering, my auditors, and never will you find crueler travails than these the wicked Obama Administration proposes now to inflict upon the hyper-prosperous segment of the American motoring public. weepily,
Post #322,008 by Ashton 2/25/10 3:11:39 AM Reply	There now; all Porsche need do is christen the new Affluenza model. Then the Upper-Class (that place where all the wealth got transferred-to) of our 2-class banana republic will instantly recognize that Congress Must make this patently-Murican icon available, presumably with a rebate, too. We should all applaud such a move, of course. (Recall the brand-new Silly Valley entrepreneur millionaire who rushed down from his successful IPO, bought a new Ferrari and totaled both, before the first bag of bullion reached Receiving.) Thin the herd?
Post #322,012 by boxley 2/25/10 8:40:18 AM Reply	There will always be a hummer Virginia Its rugged manly shape and sleek testosterone styling will be available on the new Hummer 6, of course parked next to a mini cooper it may be hard to see... If we torture the data long enough, it will confess. (Ronald Coase, Nobel Prize for Economic Sciences, 1991)
Post #322,024 by Andrew Grygus 2/25/10 10:59:48 AM Reply	Hummer be daid! The Chinese company couldn't get approval for the bid, so Hummer to shut down.
Post #322,069 by Ashton 2/26/10 4:26:19 AM Reply	First there was Riddance. And it was Good.
Post #322,073 by Meerkat 2/26/10 7:02:13 AM Reply	And upon the grave there will be dancing. Or Priuses.(Prii?) They said I was gullible ... and I believed them
Post #322,082 by Andrew Grygus 2/26/10 10:33:34 AM Reply	Hummer be da undaid. GM is currently trying to revive two bids it formerly turned down. They're considered long shots - but face it, long shots is all GM has.
Post #322,105 by Ashton 2/26/10 5:33:39 PM Reply	Needs a name change: Marauder? (buy from Mercury)

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