My little brother went on a complete rant on the evil Arial font, which is a Microsoftian corporate exploitation on the finest font ever created, Helvetica.

And I didn't even mention to him that Helvetica is our shared tribal legacy. Yep, we are descendants of the feared Helvetic (i.e. Swiss) tribes that held off Caesar's legions by throwing rocks off the alps at them. Lost, eventually, but put up a damned good fight. Assuming Grandma wasn't an illegal immigrant faking Swiss ancestry because the quota of French visas was full and the Nazi's were getting too damned close.