I often wonder
if those WWW (Weekly World News) stores were real or not, imagine how many of them will be "Cat girl found living in Kansas" and she was an anime fan who had plastic surgery? Maybe we will get a few more "Bat boys", "Bigfoots", "Alien Elvises", and maybe Johnny Walker can be punished by making him a real "Rat boy"? :)
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