to complete the planetary dismemberment of rational thought: isn't that what the End Days really are? cha cha cha

Ayn Rand meets Glenn Beck at the Mahdi's non-birth-day party, in drag. Dick Armey brings the dried/mummified body of Rev Foulwell as fuel for a funeral pyre / wienie roast on the hallowe'ed grounds of the WInchester Mystery House as Ayn finds God (in her Maidenform bra) and ruptures-out, recording the event, enroute, on her iPhony Special Edition (in mauve Passenger-Pigeon-feathered case.)

Fox News at 11 with William Kristol rewriting the history of this magical event and peddling DVDs of the flight.
Ding-Dongs and Ho-Hos served to the dingdongs and hohos.



And that's just Day 1.
These loonies can dissemble nonstop for 72 hours at a clip -- all at once.