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Post #31,422
by Ashton
3/8/02 7:20:15 PM
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New A practical emotional answer to Windows:
Get, construct - a Billy Doll. The soothing effect of inserting various pointed objects can.. almost.. atone for the daily time-waste, the inconvenient crash when that important e-mail won't download, the incomprehensible 'blame someone Else' error messages, the smarmy paper clip and..

and... that horrible baby-talk label, My Computer !!

Each one deserves an er embedded object. And if enough Have Faith and do the daily pin duty?







Oh Ye of little Faith!
Post #31,444
by nking
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3/9/02 12:13:29 AM
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New Billy doll
I had an idea for one, and it had a connection to the computer that could detect a system crash or BSOD. The Billy doll will laugh a geeky laugh, with a snort or two, then you use a small hammer to wack him on the head and it makes the computer do a warm boot. My only problems are finding a company to make the thing, and coming up with the cash to promote it. :)
"Will code Visual BASIC for cash."
     Losing our rights, very slowly. - (nking) - (22) - March 2, 2002, 04:49:42 PM EST
         Re: Losing our rights, very slowly. - (nking) - (2) - March 2, 2002, 04:55:47 PM EST
             I don't think it's insane - (Ashton) - (1) - March 2, 2002, 06:22:16 PM EST
                 It is true, after all - (nking) - March 2, 2002, 06:50:26 PM EST
         Our rights have been eroding since the 1950's - (boxley) - (18) - March 4, 2002, 11:01:45 AM EST
             The "End Times" must be approaching then? - (nking) - (12) - March 4, 2002, 11:13:57 AM EST
                 the end time aproaches in every generation - (boxley) - (11) - March 4, 2002, 11:16:13 AM EST
                     Bingo. - (Brandioch) - (10) - March 4, 2002, 01:35:55 PM EST
                         Thomas Jefferson said, "The price of liberty is eternal - (a6l6e6x) - March 4, 2002, 04:39:44 PM EST
                         Uh? How about this? - (nking) - (8) - March 4, 2002, 06:34:07 PM EST
                             Too late, but then it always was. - (mmoffitt) - (7) - March 5, 2002, 10:17:56 AM EST
                                 Guess I gotta dust off the smelter and, - (Ashton) - March 5, 2002, 01:42:36 PM EST
                                 Same as it ever was? - (nking) - (5) - March 5, 2002, 08:03:32 PM EST
                                     Violent Revolution! But attack Corporations, not bureaucrats -NT - (mmoffitt) - (4) - March 6, 2002, 10:59:12 AM EST
                                         Violence is not always the answer - (nking) - (3) - March 6, 2002, 12:39:02 PM EST
                                             Well, if you're running Windows... - (mmoffitt) - (2) - March 8, 2002, 12:14:57 PM EST
                                                 A practical emotional answer to Windows: - (Ashton) - (1) - March 8, 2002, 07:20:15 PM EST
                                                     Billy doll - (nking) - March 9, 2002, 12:13:29 AM EST
             Whoa, there. I've lived in the Soviet Union.This is no CCCP. -NT - (mmoffitt) - (4) - March 5, 2002, 09:55:18 AM EST
                 we are certainly heading there - (boxley) - (3) - March 5, 2002, 10:31:28 AM EST
                     Huge difference. - (mmoffitt) - (2) - March 5, 2002, 10:49:35 AM EST
                         Dont watch the O'Reilly show much do ya - (boxley) - (1) - March 5, 2002, 11:05:57 AM EST
                             No way! Really? Another reason NOT to watch :-) -NT - (mmoffitt) - March 5, 2002, 11:10:38 AM EST

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