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New SONOFABITCH!
Now I can't connect to the database, and they're saying the FTP password has expired.
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Drew
New fuckers
New I know what happened
Turns out they migrated everything based on the assumption that you only have one domain.
So the old homepath was "/home/u6/drook", which I saw via SSH as "~/", but I could still access "/home/u6/drook"
The webroot for the primary domain was "/home/u6/drook/html"
The webroot for secondary domains was "/home/u6/drook/subdomain/html"

When they modified my code, the new webroot path is "/services/webpages/util/d/r/drook.site.aplus.net/"
But when I log in via SSH I see "/"
The webroot I see when I log in is "/public"
The webroot I see for secondary domains is "/domain/public"

The support person thought that I should never see "public" in the path, until I pointed out that I've got several domains, and she said, "Oh, yes, so you would see 'public'."

So now I've got three contexts: logged in via SSH, code executed by the webserver, and scripts kicked off via crontab. Each context sees a different homepath and webroot. And they "helpfully" updated all of my code where they saw "/home/u6/drook" and changed it to "/services/webpages/util/d/r/drook.site.aplus.net/" ... no, wait, they changed anything that started with "/home/u6/drook". So where the config file said "define('IR_INSTALL_DIR','/home/u6/drook/html/list');" it now says "define('IR_INSTALL_DIR','/services/webpages/util/d/r/drook.site.aplus.net/');

Awesome.

And they changed the username for the database to -- and I'm not making this up:
Database user name: first 10 characters of domain name + random 6-digit number
Database name: Your user name is appended to the end of every database name.

I've got multiple domains, each with a database. What are the 6-digit numbers? And phpMyAdmin only appears under the primary domain, so how do I get to the DB for the other domain?



They boned this process hard. I'm pretty good at this shit, and it took me a while to figure out what they did wrong. Average users are going to be totally lost.
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Drew
New Just keeps getting better
They restored by databases, and dropped the "auto_increment" flag from all the tables that had it.
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Drew
New FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I had a catchall email address, all unknown names go to that. Then give out various names so I can filter on that. I just found out anything to an unknown name has been rejecting all day. I don't know if I've gotten any book orders. This is bullshit.




Oh hey, and isn't this neat. Their new AJAX-ified webmail doesn't give me the option to select the "from" address on outgoing email. Which means I'll have to have separate named accounts for anything I want to send from, and I can't get all my mail in one box anyway.
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Drew
New Aaaaand ... PEAR isn't installed
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Drew
New Wooohoo!
New GRRR
drook@shell1c40:/$ crontab -l

You (drook) are not allowed to use this program (crontab)
See crontab(1) for more information
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Drew
New And my address book is gone
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Drew
New The hits just keep on a rolling in!
     STUPID FUCKERS! - (drook) - (13)
         :-( -NT - (Another Scott)
         SONOFABITCH! - (drook) - (9)
             fuckers -NT - (boxley)
             I know what happened - (drook) - (7)
                 Just keeps getting better - (drook) - (6)
                     FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK - (drook) - (5)
                         Aaaaand ... PEAR isn't installed -NT - (drook) - (4)
                             Wooohoo! -NT - (folkert) - (3)
                                 GRRR - (drook) - (2)
                                     And my address book is gone -NT - (drook) - (1)
                                         The hits just keep on a rolling in! -NT - (folkert)
         You know...... - (mvitale) - (1)
             Might look at that soon - (drook)

I'll even go so far as to concede that today's postliterate teenagers are already sufficiently impaired by pop culture that anything that serves to make them even more scatterbrained is rather in the way of gilding the lily, and should not be encouraged.
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