The only response appropriate here is:
HEY ADMIN: MOVE TO FLAME.
(and then, when it is in flame)
Hey Marlowe:
You are a racist moron.
And hey CRC:
What the fuck do you mean about 'merkins?
I'm 'merkin, and you almost NEVER see me
participating in these types of stupid
discussions, and when I do, only to comment
as above.
(you want me to ask if you are a female again?)
That should trigger off a new shitstorm.