Mike --

It's been obvious for some time that some of the 2p electrons in the SIlicon have been encountering 3-State problems in deciding their spin (+, -, and.. maybe) Diligent efforts via my personal STM (scanning tunneling microscope) seem to find a correlation to the interminable junk-quip threads in Politics forum: when I look at a cell storing the cache of these, I notice that the normally ~random vibrations of these electrons suddenly become more coherent. This is irregularly-Irregular!

There is a distinct resemblance to the audio signature of She's Leaving Home (Frank Zappa™) initially.. finally, on the full-page threads: morphing into the actual rhythm of a Chopin passage in Op.72 No.2, oft heard at funerals.

I believe this is as close to channeling the er channels to <--> retard homo-saps -- as inanimate structures get: kinda like that movie where the ants on the wall spell out some demands, y'know?

Since we're likely damaging your router's cpu in similar fashion --
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It's only fair that we recompense you for this disturbance of normally autoregulating quantum processes (though this will not cure the Problem, and no one knows what the next escalation might be like..)