[link|http://www.guardian.co.uk/bush/story/0,7369,661458,00.html| Staff cry poetic injustice as singing Ashcroft introduces patriot games]
He wants statues covered up, wants his staff to sing the same song, and other weirdness. Remember, this is the guy who we voted against in Missouri so that a dead man won instead of Ashcroft. Bush got to be buddy buddy with him.